If you have been following this blog, you may be wondering why I've been so lazy of late. (Or perhaps you are simply relieved that I have stopped bothering you in your inbox.)
I have been posting directly to the Kidspot Parent Exchange website. Over at Kidspot, I have become known as "the human headline" because my posts make some people really angry.
It all started with my Supermarket Rules (which originated here and kicked off into a Kidspot- comments-box bunfight the likes of which no one had seen since Chloe Maxwell wrote about circumcising her son.)
Who knew people were so touchy about which way to circulate through the supermarket aisles?
Below you will find a link to, apparently my most offensive piece to date (if the Facebook comments are anything to go by.)
I love being hated on Facebook because, to paraphrase Nicole Kidman in To Die For, "You are nobody until you are making people angry on Facebook."
I am very proud of my latest dissertation, as it is the culmination of 20 years of intensive research. (I have read and digested approximately 34,235 trashy women's magazines in my quest.)
Please follow the link below to ...
12 Things Celebrity Mums Say That Real Mums Never Say
... and leave your comments in the Kidspot comments box if you feel so inspired.
